FAQ

Grüße aus Deutschland

→ We don't like cookies. All of them.
→ We avoid tracking, spying, following, stalking, and other creepy browser gymnastics as much as humanly possible.
→ Your data should be yours, not a side dish.
→ No AI!

DO I NEED TO PAY?

→ Nope. Zero. Nada.
→ Keep your wallet closed. We like it that way.

POST LENGTH: 140 CHARACTERS

→ Twitter-era discipline. Think first. Edit twice. Cry once.
→ Images allowed, because pictures say what 140 characters can't.

SCAMMERS EXIST

→ Shocking, we know.
→ Don't share personal info.
→ Don't send money.
→ Don't send bank details.
→ If it sounds like a Nigerian prince with Wi-Fi, it is.

HOW LONG DO POSTS STAY?

→ One month.
→ After that: poof. Gone!

WHAT IF MY POST GETS DISLIKED?

→ Too many dislikes = deleted ASAP.
→ Democracy is brutal. Wear a helmet.

WHAT IF MY POST GETS LIKED?

→ More likes = longer life.
→ Congratulations, you're temporarily relevant.

DO I NEED TO REGISTER?

→ JEIN. Email only is fine for us. No “confirm your email”.
→ We also hate those things.

BE POLITE

→ Basic human decency.
→ If you wouldn't say it to your grandma, your boss, or Jesus… don't post it.

USE THIS PLATFORM FOR GOOD REASONS

→ Venting? Fine.
→ Helping? Great.
→ Chaos for chaos sake? Please log off and touch grass.

ANONYMITY GUARANTEED?

→ Absolutely not.
→ We try. The internet laughs at promises.

DO YOU GUARANTEE ANYTHING AT ALL?

→ No. Especially not happiness, fame, or inner peace.

DO YOU TRY AT LEAST?

→ Yes. We really do.
→ Please clap.

RESPONSIBILITY DISCLAIMER

→ If something goes wrong, sideways, upside-down, or into a flaming dumpster fire…
→ That's on you, champ.

FINAL MORAL CHECK

→ If Jesus would shake his head slowly and sigh deeply…
→ Don't do it.

WANT TO BUY US?

→ Amazing taste. Truly elite.
→ Just send 1 BTC plus your email so we know you're serious before we talk (check "Help Us" page).